For many people relationships are a combination of beautiful and ugly but there is the hilarious nature of relationships that if you do find hold onto and embrace fully! Below is a list of 20 Funniest Quotes About Relationships which will leave you laughing and in tears! Enjoy
20 Amazing Quotes About Relationships
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. ???
~By Al Gore
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.????
~By Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. ???
~By Mike Tyson
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want????
~By George Clooney
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ????
~By Bill Clinton
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”???
~By George W. Bush
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” ???
~By Rudy Giuliani
“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!???
~By Donald Trump
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming??
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.??????
~By Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.??
~By David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.??
~By Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.?
~By Barack Obama
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.??
~By Tommy Lee
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”?
~By Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” ??
~ By Jimmy Kimmel
“First there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes SuffeRing!???
~By Jay Leno
“The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife”???
~By Brandon Breezy
